Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monday night t.v wrap up

Monday night is usually a good night for TV starting with of course MTV's newest show 'The Buried Life".

I love this show because unlike some of the shit (The Hills) MTV had on Monday nights this show is actually good. It’s about a group of young men who travel across America marking of things or activities they want to accomplish before they die, not only that they also help stranger along the way. It’s worth checking out. What would you like to do before you die?

Now if you don't have your hip A, B, C shot yet, your sure going to need it when watching the latest version of VH 1's dating shows. Love Rehab I think it’s called (Monday nights on channel 13 @ 9 P.M), is an ocean of social disease disasters. Every girl has a nickname like "The Herpes Carrier" or something that represents their dating character. The girls are put in social situations with men that are I believe just as contaminated as they are , after every session the girls are shown what they did wrong in these "love situations" and then a "love couch " helps them along their path of love ......... mmmmmm yummy

Now if you’re not watching “invade my plane" a.k.a-The Bachelor, then The Big Bang Theory is a little slice of geek heaven. I love this show because it’s smart, funny and o so geeky.

Well that's my Monday night wrap up


Saturday, January 23, 2010

If I was a bachelor contestant

Hey there Bachelor,

"Are you looking for something freaky ,are you looking for something creepy are you looking for some silence of the lambs action ..... well then you have come to the right place mmhhahahha."

wouldn't' that be a great opening line for a girl to say to the bachelor ? I mean i would jazz my pants seriously i would. I'm so sick of all these models/ actresses/ p.r girls I mean can't they find girls that have real jobs like a career criminal that's a career , or a sheep Herder or Walmart greeter those girls would be way more interesting than p.r consultant-what is a p.r consultant any way what does that mean really really mean? does it mean penis revitalizer a.k.a stripper?

Now if I was bachelor contestant I would say the following: " Hey now I know your thinking this may be A Lord of the Ring reunion special , cause why did they ask Golum to be on the show ? but let me just tell you I do not want to invade your plane like a group of Dutch tourist (the latest bachelor is a pilot) , I do not want to get freaky with you in the hot-tub , I worked in a hotel and I have seen what really goes on in those hot tubs. I am a Walmart Greeter and I collect Beanie Babies. So if you want to get your rocks off with someone real , I'd be your girl. "

nice honest and too the point. that's just me and I am slightly crazy.